I, Dr. Slam, have decided to stop making fight erotica and use my 3D skills to instead follow my first true passion: making yoghurt commercials. Can I count on you, my loyal followers to follow me?
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Hell yeah! Yoghurts are fucking awesome!! Nothing beats a mean motherfucking yoghurt!!
No. I’m afraid this yogocity is both disgusting and immoral.
Can’t you at least compromise?! Like maybe nude wrestling in yoghurts?! You can call it YOG-HURTS.
Is THIS why Vizor’s skin is so white?! IS SHE A YOGHURT WOMAN?!
Well, um, okay: but I’m calling you Dr. Lowfat from now on.
I’m lactose intolerant – and people like you make me SICK.
Will the Shemale Fight Club turn into the Shemale Fruit Corner Eating Club?
You made Nano cry. STOP making Nano cry.
*slowly stands up clapping and nodding faster and faster until everyone in the room is clapping – like what happens in the movies*
Look. This is obviously an April Fool’s joke, and not a very good one at that.

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Read while you have this open in anther tab youtu.be/-SO3JDtJyz0

People in England... Cali...

Woo, see I'm ridin' higher and higher, woo-oo

Kinda broke so ya know all I gots yog, I got yog

 

Player, give me some brew an I might just chill,

But I'm the type that like to light another joint

Like Cypress Hill

I'm steal doobies spit loogies when I puff on it,

I got some bucks on it, but it ain't enough on it

Go get the S-t. I-d-e-s

Never the less, I'm hella Fresh,

Rollin' joints like a cigarette

So pass it cross the table like Ping Pong,

I'm gone, beatin' my chest like King Kong,

It's on, wrap my lips around a 40,

And when it comes to get another stogie,

Fools all kick in like Shinobi

No, me ain't my homie to begin with,

It's too many heads to be poppin' at my friend hit it

Unless you pull out the phat, crispy

Yog dollar bill on the real before its history

'cause fools be havin' the vacuum lungs,

An if you let em hit it for free,

You hellar "dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb"

I come to school with a Taylor on my earlobe

Avoidin' all the thick teasers, skeezers, and weirdos

I be blowin' up the land like where tha bomb at?

Give me two bucks,

You take a puff, and pass my bomb back

Suck up the dank like a slurpy the serious bomb

Will make a nigga go delirious like Eddie Murphy

I got more growin' pains than Maggie

'cause homies nag me,

To take the dank out of the baggie

 

I got yog on it,

Grab your 40, let's get keyed

I got yog on it,

Messin' wit that Indo' yoghurt

I got yog on it,

It's got me stuck and not go back

I got yog on it,

Potna lets go half on a sack

 

I take sacks to the face,

Whenever I can,

Don't need no cruch

I'm so keyed up,

Till the joint be burnin' my hand

Next time I roll it in a hampa (slang for hav-a-tampa cigars)

To burn slo',

So the ashes won't be burnin' up my hand, bra

Hoochies can hit,

But they know they got to pitch in,

Then I roll a joint that's longer than your extension

'cause I'll be damned if you get high off me for free

Hell no, you betta' bring your own spliff, chief

Whats up, don't make me sip that,

Better pass the joint!

Stop hittin' 'cause you know ya got Asthma

Crack a 40 open, homie, an guzzel it,

'cause I know the yoghurt  in my system is gettin' lonely

I gotta take a whiz test to my P-O

I know how I failed 'cause I done licked major yoghurt  bro,

An every time we with Chris that fool rollin' up a fattie,

But the Tanqueray straight had me

 

I got yog on it,

Grab your 40, let's get keyed

I got yog on it,

Messin' wit that Indo' yoghurt

I got yog on it,

It's got me stuck and not go back

I got yog on it,

Potna lets go half on a sack

 

Hey, make this right man,

Stop at the light man,

My yester night thang got me hung off the night train

You fade, I face

So let's head to da east

Hit the stroll to 9-0 so we can roll big, hot sheets

I wish I could fade the ache

But I'm no budget,

Still rollin' a 2 door cutglass, same 'ole bucket

Foggy windows, soggy Indo,

I'm in tha land gettin' licked wit my kinfolk

Been licked,

Yuk'll, the sprayer lay it down, (yuk stands for yukmouth)

Up in the OAK the Town

Homies don't play around,

We down to blaze a pound

Then eaz up,

Speed up through the ESO drink the V.S.O.P.

P up with the lemon squeeze up

And everybody's rolled up, I'm da rolla

That's quick to fold a blunt out of a buncha sticky dosia

Hold up, suck up my yoghurt  as all you do

Kick in feed, cause where I be's we need tab like a foo-foo

 

I got yog on it,

Grab your 40, let's get keyed

I got yog on it,

Messin' wit that Indo' yoghurt

I got yog on it,

It's got me stuck and not go back

I got yog on it,

Potna lets go half on a sack