Shutter And Gloves

...And in local news, Super Slam City's beloved Competitor "Shutter Cane" ([link]) is doing community service after knocking the bejesus out of an innocent delivery guy. - The man was allegedly delivering the celebratede fighter a set of bright red boxing gloves for future Super Slam City boxing events, Shutter is said to have accepted and signed for the parcel, taken the gloves out of the box, put them, on - then apparently it was here that she noticed a spelling error in her name on the address of the box. - Apparently the letter U was accidentally replaced with another vowel, and she became utterly, utterly enraged.

The man, who survived the encounter gave this release to the press;
"I don't know what happened. - She seemed so happy when I delivered the parcel to her, but then... ...then she chased me to my car - Threw a dog at me - threw it's owner at me - threw [link] at me, then I though to myself 'Hmm. I think I'm in trouble here'. Then she threw herself at me and I voided my bowels."

The man delivery was none other than the City's beloved Doctor Slam, who had kindly agreed to deliver the mail after the usual mail-woman exploded from bad diarrhoea. REALLY bad diarrhoea.

THIS photo was made prior to her arrest. - The police are still looking for the police of the police.